The Coast Guard intercepted a boatload of people off the coast of California today. This placed the Coast Guard in an awkward position, as the boat was not heading to, but away from USA, towards Asia. Another surprise finding was that they were loaded with Americans who were all seniors of pensionable age. Their claim was that they were trying to get to Asia so as to be able to return to USA as illegal immigrants and therefore be entitled to far more benefits than they were receiving as legitimate USA pensioners. The Coast Guard, it is believed, gave them food, water and fuel and assisted them on their journey.
We are booking on the next boat out. Let me know if you want to come. Remember You Have To Be Over 65.